Freemasons

You can just picture it, can't you? All wooden traditional décor, full of character, packed with friendly locals, warm, smoking, and comfortable. Well, put that thought to one side for a moment, cos whatever the name conjures up, the reality is very different. Expect wall–to–wall turnips and you won't be disappointed. Bray like a donkey at the slightest thing your partner says and you will fit right in. Keep that mobile clamped to your ear and order your Watermelon Bacardi Breezer without missing a step of the conversation by simply raising your eyebrows in an ironic manner; you'll be right at home.

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