M&D's Theme Park
Having a theme park in Scotland is a nice idea in theory, but for some reason this place seems to attract the local neds and nutters who spend hours hanging around glaring at their own reflection. It's a bit like choosing to socialise with those people you'd normally cross the street to avoid but this way you have to actually pay for the privilege. The rides are crap anyway, the rollercoaster is actually painful and who the hell wants to play those stupid 'grab a teddy' games anyway? They suggest that you take along a change of underwear for the big rides; we say save your money and go somewhere good. Like Disneyland.
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M&D's Theme Park
Strathclyde Country Park, Motherwell,
Glasgow
ML1 3RT
Times and prices vary
0870 112 3777
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