Bankers Draft

An oversized Wetherspoons pub that's good for getting drunk in and playing 'Spot the Wig'. With a selection of imported ales with names like Pigeon Dribbler and Monkey Jism that attract the more perverted pensioner, there's always the chance of one of them trapping you in a corner to talk about Jenny Agutter's thighs. Despite the fact there's no music, there's often a group of Oliver Reed clones drunkenly bellowing out a selection of Slade hits for your entertainment. And if this isn't annoying enough, there's likely to be loads of staff from your old secondary school scratching their balls and telling you that they haven't seen you for 'some time'

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