Goose and Granite
A venue from the Just So Pub Co, possibly named that because it's so much like a Wetherspoon's. It's bland, there's no music and it's got all the atmosphere of an empty fish tank. It's clear what the mission is here – sit by the bar and get absolutely bladdered. Then move on. Fast. There are some rogue Red Bull cocktails to be devoured, along with £1.50 pints and £1.80 doubles. Linger at your peril, and try to avoid the inevitable slurred conversation with a washed-up old taxman.
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Goose and Granite
196–198 Clapham High Street,
Clapham,
London
SW4 7UD
Mon–Sat, 11am–11pm; Sun, 12pm–10.30pm
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02074984931
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