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'Yes barman, I'd like sex on the beach please'. See? Still absolutely hilarious twenty odd years on. You can even follow the gag with gems like, 'Oh, and my friend will have a long slow screw against the wall'. If you can manage to pick yourself and all your many friends off the floor, you can check out the chocolate vodka shots, the 2-4-1 Bacardi Breezers, and all the other sweet concoctions on offer. Anything with black currant is recommended if you're wearing white – the weekend hordes will ensure you'll tie-dye your best white jeans and be looking lush, in a stained kind of way, by 9.30. So, for a pre-club Del Boy cocktail-fest it's not a bad spot at all, and the food is very good during the week. Give it a go on a Wednesday or Thursday when you can even see the bar.

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