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Get all shook up with Itchy

Clinging to a blustery hillside in the pissing rain, screaming, ‘Lovely afternoon for a picnic isn’t it?’ above the roar of nature is all very well, but keeping cheery at this time of year is about fooling yourself with little things.

Like booze for example. Nothing reminds you of summer evenings like lazily knocking back cocktails with really filthy names. French Whore, anyone? A drink of Alien Urine? A Back Seat Rampage With A Glamour Model? Alright, so that last one doesn’t exist, but here are head-splitting recipes for some others. Careful when telling your friends what you’re drinking though. ‘Bleeding Snatch’ never goes down too well.

Screaming Orgasm – Pour one measure of vodka, one and a half measures of Bailey’s and half a measure of Kahlua into a cocktail glass full of crushed ice, and stir.

Alien Urine – Shake together half a measure each of Midori and peach schnapps with one measure of Malibu, one measure of sweet and sour mix (equal parts of sugar syrup and lime juice) and one measure of orange juice. Serve over ice.

French Whore – Shake one measure of vodka with half a measure of Chambord raspberry liqueur and another half of pineapple juice over ice, then strain into a rocks glass.

Bleeding Snatch – Mix one measure of vodka, one measure of Hot Damn (cinnamon schnapps) and five measures of tomato juice in a highball. Add a dash of tabasco and stir with a cinnamon stick. Itchy feels sick.

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