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Travel back into Bristol's murky past

Hello. Would you like to come into my cart?

There's some bonbons inside for you...

Oh, and it's a time machine.

That's right, strap yourself in, suck the outside of your bonbon (no one likes the middle right?) and look out of the window...

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Zhmmmmmmm... Bonk!@$%

Jolly fine stuff. We've made it to the year 1300 and Bristol Cathedral is still only an abbey. What, you're not religious? Well here's some entertainment, look under one of the pews and you might just find some carvings of grotesque genitalia to put you off the sins of intercourse.

Ahh, that makes me a bit peckish...

How about we nip to Caldicot Castle for a Medieval Banquet, I do fancy a drop of Mead served by my favourite Lady of the Court. What, you're not hungry? You ate all the bonbons, I see.

Well lets at least jet forward in time, I'm thirsty for a bit of horror and injustice and I think the 18th Century might just do it for me. This is St Nicholas's Market, littered with the hustle and bustle of slave traders.

No time for a coffee, no. We've got to meet other traders inside the Corn Exchange. Ahh, the lads, come with us to the Hole in the Wall pub, the drinks are on me...no, no I've got tones of blood money. banquet bristol drink bars clubs food eat travel time

What a night, hop back in we're going forward fifty years, I always was a man of the ocean and Brunel's wonderful SS Great Britain is being launched in all its glory.

You didn't bring your student card, eh? Blast it it's too expensive.

Back in the cart. We're gonna have a hot chocolate in 1980s St Pauls. Or at least we would if these hooligans would stop shaking our car... what is there a riot or something? I've had enough of the past! Let's go to the future for a stiff mango beer at Zero Degrees. Well, at least, I think it's the future...?

There is an easier way to travel back in time, but the magician's code dictates that Itchy may not tell you. Not to worry, get yourself to Illusions Magic Bar and sink a few cocktails and you may be able to ply the staff for the knowledge

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