Defendor DVD Competition

Eat my wasps...

Competition

Is Woody Harrelson Jesus? Surely he is. Which would then mean that John Hughes is God and John Candy the Holy Spirit. Well maybe he's not – and they're not – but Harrelson does seem to munson only very rarely – and even those we can pass off as ironic successes. We've really jarred something loose, Tiger.

When God made Woody in his own image, his intention was for followers to deliver his teachings to others. So, as Harrelson apostles, this is precisely what Itchy intends to do.

The Church of Harrelson has recently given word of Defendor'sa story of a slightly crazy vigilante who befriends prostitutes – upcoming DVD release. So what better excuse to preach the word – although not very loudly as we only have one DVD to giveaway.

To be in with a chance of winning this disciples dream, email competitions@itchyonline.com: stating your name and address, putting Defendog in the title.

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