Cemetery Junction

The disappointing reality of adulthood

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Things aren't like they used to be. Heaven knows. Itchy remembers a better day when jobs were attainable, the youth were politicised and the transition into adulthood was a reality rather than a never-to-be realised source of disappointing angst.

Nowadays, 20-somethings fail to break their state of arrested development, set to remain fraudulent children in aging bodies. All hail our lost generation.

So because all we do is watch X-Factor and dream of winning the lottery – Itchy would buy an Island and never leave it – we are giving away three Blu-Ray (different discs for different...needs) copies of Cemetery Junction. Now you could be watching how the last of the baby-boomers turned all evil.

To be in with a chance of winning this amazingness, email competitons@itchyonline.com stating your name and address, putting Cemetery Junction in the title.

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