Rebel Bingo on Tour
Balls, balls, lovely balls.
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Strictly speaking, we shouldn't be telling you this. It's about as top-secret as bingo nights get (DAMN, it slipped out). Underground Rebel Bingo's going on tour across the UK this autumn, bringing its special brand of über-secret numerical excitement to a number of lucky towns and cities.
Expect ladies in leotards, sumo wrestlers, a man with the head of a lion and, of course, lots and lots of lovely BALLS. This isn't bingo your granny could handle. In fact Club Rules clearly dictate: 'no old people, no boring people, no wankers'. That's Grandma told. It's a hardcore, music-fuelled, strictly on-the-QT exhaustathon so bad for your health its organisers have to evade the authorities. They also have prizes galore from iwantoneofthose.com.
Rebel Bingo will hit Bristol, Brighton, London, Nottingham, Manchester and Leeds in October, but precise venues cannot be revealed for fear of being shut down by the Rapture Police.
For more information, and to get your tickets, toddle off to their website.
